• to the relentless guys re-requesting the same channel 3‐20 times: just grab the new(er) rtmpdump version linked here, it'll handle those command lines with the long string. if a quality doesn't show up, it's not supposed to.
• VLC now exits after playback (thanks @Asdayasman)
• note the shiny new copy to clipboard buttons! (needs flash, idea: @maximovnick)
• hammering/abusing this as an API service will yield collective punishment

1. get rtmpdump and VLC
2. enter a valid / channel name
3. enter your local paths to VLC and rtmpdump above
4. enter the resulting command line to win+r -> cmd.
5. something's not working? go to #1.
6. something's not working and you already went over this list twice and DEFINITELY did NOT skip to this point the first time? sorry :3

Damn, this script is awesome!